IT WILL HAPPEN – performance / workshop

2016
Reading at Performance Lab 2016 (IntraGalactic arts collective in collaboration with c.off Stockholm)

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IT WILL HAPPEN

- my horoscope from Vogue Italia 2011-2014

Extract edited for reading

Voices: A, B, C, EVERYONE/ANYONE (where everyone in the room is encouraged to join in)

 

B

Variations on a theme.

 

A

Sudden variations.

 

C

Even wild variations.

 

A and B and C together

Multiple possibilities that seem to go on forever.

 

A (B and C join in on underlined)

Do not fear the discovery of what lies beyond. Don’t be afraid to take a step forward. These are times of insecurities but that doesn’t stop you from throwing yourself into it.

 

A and B and C together

Give advice. Resolve problems. Make things right.

 

A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

Even destiny has a certain sense that we must try to understand. Reality, like dreams, should be interpreted, even by looking at the things that seem marginal. Events happen one after the other in a chain that perhaps we have created ourselves. The reality, which requires rigorous answers in everyday life, and the idealistic vagueness (that is so sweet, sensitive, sensual, spiritual, contradictory and fragile) is like a head-on-collision.

 

A

You are solid. Your eyes pick up on what they see.

 

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B

You love yourself when you see that you are loved. You curiously look at yourself loving the one who loves you. The world envies you for your natural instincts.

 

C (A joins in on underlined)

The pleasure of sharing feelings. The pleasure of offering excitement. The pleasure of feeling beautiful, happy and satisfied.

 

B

If you feel like it, today you can do whatever you want. You can sing in a bar in Boston or hop in your pick-up truck and head toward the Memory Motel.

 

A

This could be a weekend full of love. Your femininity is absolutely atomic.

 

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A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

What a great week, you are helped by the planets to get what you want.

 

A

Success has to be on your side as you spend a lot of energy in professional projects that you believe in.

 

C (A and B join in on underlined)

Your enthusiasm and passion are coming out easily through bright eyes and big smile.

 

B

You could convince anybody to follow you and be on your side.

 

A (B and C join in on underlined)

You are waiting for a financial support but do not worry as it will happen.

 

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C

The rhythm in your life is pretty fast and you love that. It makes you feel more alive.

 

A and B together

If things seem to be going in a different direction than the way you would like, don’t get all agitated.

 

A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

You’ve got the Moon in opposition. Like a soprano you may hit a wrong note.

 

C (A joins in on underlined)

You are savage and wild but with your wits about you. This is how you like yourself – and how others like you.

 

B

Your man can take it or leave it.

 

A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

He really has no choice.

 

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A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

Saturn is in a positive sextile and Jupiter is in a dynamic quadrature.

 

A and B together

You are known as an explorer, fearless and a bit reckless.

 

C (A and B take over on underlined)

In love, you are ready to take a leap

just make sure to wear your parachute.

 

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B

Someone claims to have seen you in a bar in Dubai. Someone else is going around saying that you are holed up in a country house in Tuscany with a blond. You are too gorgeous and in too great of shape to not find yourself in some magical place.

 

A and C

Everyone around you recognizes this.

 

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A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

You can do anything. You can perform miracles. Even a vegetable would come back to life by looking into your eyes.

 

A

What a beautiful energy, you are so excited by your new projects that you hardly can sleep.

 

C

You attract everybody as you are so positive that people want to be around.

 

B

You give hope and comfort to people who are depressed just by being so enthusiastic and energetic.

 

A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

These are times of insecurities but that doesn’t stop you from throwing yourself into it. Give advice. Resolve problems. Make things right. Venus and a lively Moon amplify your appeal and vitality, your senses free themselves in harmony with your heart. You help those in need, you give strength to those who are afraid and you find the solution for those immersed in personal problems.

 

C (A and B join in on underlined)

You yourself are in great shape. You are beautiful. You don’t look back in love even for a second.

 

A

Inner peace and a sparkling outlook on the world.

 

C

Everyone adores you.

 

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A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

Even destiny has a certain sense that we must try to understand. Reality, like dreams, should be interpreted, even by looking at the things that seem marginal. Events happen one after the other in a chain that perhaps we have created ourselves.

 

B (A joins in on underlined)

The reality, which requires rigorous answers in everyday life, and the idealistic vagueness (that is so sweet, sensitive, sensual, spiritual, contradictory and fragile) is like a head-on-collision.

 

A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

The alarm goes off and you jump on the starting block. You are ready to go, elegant and in great shape.

 

C (A joins in on underlined)

Your social life is important and rich as you meet interesting people who have a great level of culture, you open your mind just by listening.

 

A

A contract may be signed, or your banker accepts a significant loan or credit that will help you for a big investment,

 

B and C together

personal or professional.

 

C (A joins in on underlined)

You take on compliments as if they were meant just for you.

You are always lively and sparkling, full of jewels of the mind, soul and heart.

 

A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

You shine.

 

C

Some avert their eyes because they fear they couldn’t handle how dazzling you are.

 

B

You are optimistic, and your mind is looking to the future.

 

A and B and C and EVERYONE/ANYONE

It’s an open window.